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15 Funny Facts About Women
15 Funny Facts About Women

 1. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.

 2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

 3. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

4. Women own only 1% of the world’s land

5. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

6. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing. Lame…

7. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

8. The English word “girl” was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the beginning of the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child

9. Over half a million women die in childbirth every year in Africa and Asia

10. Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex

11. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

12. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

14. In almost every country worldwide, the life expectancy for women is higher than for men

15. The word “woman” is believed to have derived from the Middle English term wyfman, broken down simply as the wife (wyf) of man.






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I discovered I am not a woman.... :(

  • Envy_Of_The_World97

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Eh, I now want chocolate :P and I find it amusing that men have more issues than women :P

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Eh, I now want chocolate :P and I find it amusing that men have more issues than women :P
not true, female propaganda   ;D

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Eh, I now want chocolate :P and I find it amusing that men have more issues than women :P
You are young but soooo wise.... ;),

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Eh, I now want chocolate :P and I find it amusing that men have more issues than women :P

you better only want chocolate...

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lol.... well thanks bubu :)

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Yummm Chocolate :13:

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chocolate is probably one of the best things that has ever been invented to eat besides Nutella :P

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and Nutella is just a chocolate in a spread

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and hazelnut!!!!!!!!! but yea exactly :P

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i'm going to have to try it  ;D

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and Nutella is just a chocolate in a spread

Oh no it's not.

It's a praline spread - chocolate and hazelnuts. :)

I love nutella but will not buy it as the last time I had it in the pantry  I would have a teaspoon full everytime I went in there. ;D

All of a sudden a whole jar was gone. :o

Mind you since Cadbury's took Marble off the market Nutella is looking like  pretty good subsitute.

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I love nutella but will not buy it as the last time I had it in the pantry  I would have a teaspoon full everytime I went in there. ;D

yea it's yummy ;D honestly it's one of the only reasons to buy bread, besides ham sandwiches. :P and I love it, can't eat toast without it now ;D  :dance: :08: with annee

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Never had it on bread or toast I just eat it off a spoon.  :great:

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Keep meaning to try nutella, I love both hazelnut (hazelnut creamer in my coffee) and chocolate.

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well annee that works too ;P but my mom yells at me when I do that :/ and you should totally try it!

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Keep meaning to try nutella, I love both hazelnut (hazelnut creamer in my coffee) and chocolate.

Addiction coming up KA. ;D

Damn this thread I want some NOW and I havent any cause I don't buy it. :03: :03: :03:

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aww I'm sorry annee ....

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Women! Don't even go there.