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15 Funny Facts About Women

 1. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.

 2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

 3. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

4. Women own only 1% of the world’s land

5. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

6. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing. Lame…

7. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

8. The English word “girl” was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the beginning of the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child

9. Over half a million women die in childbirth every year in Africa and Asia

10. Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex

11. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

12. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

14. In almost every country worldwide, the life expectancy for women is higher than for men

15. The word “woman” is believed to have derived from the Middle English term wyfman, broken down simply as the wife (wyf) of man.






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I discovered I am not a woman.... :(

  • Envy_Of_The_World97

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Eh, I now want chocolate :P and I find it amusing that men have more issues than women :P

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Eh, I now want chocolate :P and I find it amusing that men have more issues than women :P
not true, female propaganda   ;D

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Eh, I now want chocolate :P and I find it amusing that men have more issues than women :P
You are young but soooo wise.... ;),

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Eh, I now want chocolate :P and I find it amusing that men have more issues than women :P

you better only want chocolate...

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lol.... well thanks bubu :)

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Yummm Chocolate :13:

:d030:  We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.   :d030:

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chocolate is probably one of the best things that has ever been invented to eat besides Nutella :P

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and Nutella is just a chocolate in a spread

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and hazelnut!!!!!!!!! but yea exactly :P

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i'm going to have to try it  ;D

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and Nutella is just a chocolate in a spread

Oh no it's not.

It's a praline spread - chocolate and hazelnuts. :)

I love nutella but will not buy it as the last time I had it in the pantry  I would have a teaspoon full everytime I went in there. ;D

All of a sudden a whole jar was gone. :o

Mind you since Cadbury's took Marble off the market Nutella is looking like  pretty good subsitute.

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I love nutella but will not buy it as the last time I had it in the pantry  I would have a teaspoon full everytime I went in there. ;D

yea it's yummy ;D honestly it's one of the only reasons to buy bread, besides ham sandwiches. :P and I love it, can't eat toast without it now ;D  :dance: :08: with annee

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Never had it on bread or toast I just eat it off a spoon.  :great:

:d030:  We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.   :d030:

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Keep meaning to try nutella, I love both hazelnut (hazelnut creamer in my coffee) and chocolate.

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well annee that works too ;P but my mom yells at me when I do that :/ and you should totally try it!

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Keep meaning to try nutella, I love both hazelnut (hazelnut creamer in my coffee) and chocolate.

Addiction coming up KA. ;D

Damn this thread I want some NOW and I havent any cause I don't buy it. :03: :03: :03:

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aww I'm sorry annee ....

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Women! Don't even go there.

  • Envy_Of_The_World97

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oh come on Gee! jeez I just like helping people.. I have a lot of sympathy... bad thing is I help people, but then I forget about myself...

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There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tell a woman.

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
- W. C. Fields

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

So I was up all night trying to make a website for women drivers, but it kept on crashing.

You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with “A man once told me”…


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we found a common ground between the two sexes : chocolate
But how is I really hate shopping, I keep secrets, very rarely have headaches and I don't care about gold or diamonds? and in my personal experience women are much cleverer (cultured) than their husbands/partners.

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Of course you are talking about Italian men.............. ;D

  • Envy_Of_The_World97

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lol well at least we know now that chocolate is something we all love! Even my 6th grade LA teacher loved chocolate.... and she was allergic! and bubu I agree! I despise shopping (unless it's for shoes) and I honestly hate jewelry...

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The Italian man:................ ;D


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ok then...

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He really doesn't sound like an Italian speaking English, but it is funny, and I know some great men (rare stuff)  ;D

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 :)

I know what you mean, in the North here we have a lot of blokes who would make you cringe. We have a cartoon here called Andy Cap which is the stereotypical Northerner.............

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don't forget those irresistible French male models the women love so much.

 
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Great Townie.......so funny........ :13: