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Offline townie2

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4000 on: June 13, 2012, 06:32:51 AM »
you may be a bit overweight, but a far cry from fat, i wouldn't hit the panic button. i could stand to lose about 15 pounds myself off the belly, but as a friend once said, your over 50, you're allowed to have a beer gut, you've earned it  ;D

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4001 on: June 13, 2012, 08:03:41 AM »
Definitely a lot harder to lose weight when you get older as your metabolism slows down

... or is it chocolate? - can't remember what the doc said yesterday  :098:

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4002 on: June 13, 2012, 11:09:10 AM »
Definitely a lot harder to lose weight when you get older as your metabolism slows down

... or is it chocolate? - can't remember what the doc said yesterday  :098:

I totally agree with that, at one time I had no problem losing weight now old age spread has joined the middle age spread... :)

drago6650

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4003 on: June 13, 2012, 11:12:12 AM »
Just realised what this meant on your avatar: Hasn't got a square head :)


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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4004 on: June 13, 2012, 11:37:51 AM »
No -  it's because I'm a Nazi :D

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4005 on: June 13, 2012, 12:18:10 PM »
No -  it's because I'm a Nazi :D

 ;D ;D ;D

drago6650

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4006 on: June 13, 2012, 01:50:53 PM »
Or could it be:


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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4007 on: June 13, 2012, 02:10:44 PM »
I am officially mental - got the meds to prove it :D

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4008 on: June 13, 2012, 04:25:10 PM »
Definitely a lot harder to lose weight when you get older as your metabolism slows down

... or is it chocolate? - can't remember what the doc said yesterday  :098:
uh oh. gaining weight AND losing your memory? this getting older sucks Bob, i mean Frank, er, sorry, Max  ;D

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4009 on: June 13, 2012, 05:29:28 PM »
Who said that?  :-[

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4010 on: June 13, 2012, 07:00:15 PM »
lol. do i know you? siggy looks kinda familiar  ;D . maybe we should all get together and meet each other at Weight Watchers  :D

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4011 on: June 14, 2012, 06:01:06 AM »
Can somebody tell me where I am???

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4012 on: June 14, 2012, 06:21:58 AM »
^ i remember your name from your avatar, Mogg, right?  ;D

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4013 on: June 14, 2012, 08:07:48 AM »
Can somebody tell me where I am???

Arse end of Engerland?  :098:

Mogg doesn't smoke - just has a bad heroin habit :D

... or is it tuna? - I get the two mixed up  ???

drago6650

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4014 on: June 14, 2012, 04:39:12 PM »
Todays Quiz name the five best things to come out of Manchester:

Answers below:

M67
M62
M56
M61
M66

Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?

A: A dope carrier.

Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control?

A: Their personalities.

Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?

A: Never enough.

Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?

A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?

A: Gifted.


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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4015 on: June 14, 2012, 05:00:08 PM »
 ;D

I like Mackems

Couldn't eat a whole one though :D

Honestly mate you lot up there always made us feel welcome when we visited :)

And I agree with everything  you said about Manchester (but surely you meant City fans as they are the only ones in Manchester - all the cool ones are down south) :)

Funny story about the ex wife's granny who lived in Murton (Coronation Street :D) - she saw a black guy walking past her house and said "Eeee - you look like a Blackie" (thinking he was covered in coal dust from the pit - when there was one)

Bloke said "I is a Blackie"  ;D

Apparently a true story from the 60's - probably the first black person she ever met :D

drago6650

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4016 on: June 15, 2012, 03:56:34 PM »
I did not see my first black person till I was 13, even in 1976 people would stare if a black man walked down the street (just to make this clear I am not racist and have never been if I am using the wrong terminology it's just because I'm an old git)  in those days the only foreign restaurants you saw and this is when I was 17 were the odd Chinese...no Italian, French, Indian, McDonalds, Burger King or any other chain, except for Wimpy (or greasy spoon as we called it). I went to college in 1965 and trained as a chef two years but I had to leave the North East because there were no restaurants, even the pubs you were lucky if they served sandwiches or pies, it was usually crisps and a pickled egg (which had been festering in a jar for about 3 years).


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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4017 on: June 15, 2012, 04:24:47 PM »
I think I was about 18 when I met my first black man - his name was Winston and was a driving instructor with BSM :D

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4018 on: June 15, 2012, 04:40:01 PM »
I can always remember starting a new job in Bedford as a commis chef 69/70 as I got of the train I thought I was in the middle east, every where I looked I could not see a white skin, that was one cultural shock. :o

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Re: What are you munching or crunching on ?
« Reply #4019 on: June 15, 2012, 04:43:40 PM »
I wind my kids up by pretending to be racist, so my daughter has now said she is going to adopt some Chinese babies.... :) it's fine by me but I would never tell her this... ;)