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Re: new rule as of today
Reply #40: October 18, 2009, 10:43:51 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2009, 10:48:31 PM by busterone™
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A Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas . After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, 'I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.'

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,  'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.   :P

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A man enters a barbershop for a shave.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."



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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

:d030:  We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.   :d030:

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A Minister checks himself into a Hotel room while on his journeys.

The Hotel clerk while finalizing the transaction says to the Minister, by the way, you also have free movies in your room.

The Minister replies, "great, but I hope the Porn is disabled".

The clerk replies with "no, it's just regular porn you fucking sicko"

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 :D :D :D Great jokes &
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An a great LMAO Smiley to boot !





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It's a winner Gee. ;D

:d030:  We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.   :d030:

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This rule is just a matter of courtesy.  :)

New Rules addition- Starting today- October 16, 2009
Please refrain from all off topic chatter and unhelpful comments in the help boards. It is unproductive for the forum and not pleasant for the one that is seeking help.
Off-topic posts and threadjacking has always been a normal here. That is still the acceptable norm in all areas with the sole exception of the help boards.

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Boooooo  ;D

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I think it could be slapped wrist time...... :)

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but.. but... but

I'M A GOOD BOY  :)

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That's what Jimmy Saville used to say..... >:D

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That's what Jimmy Saville used to say..... >:D

Yes but he said it while he was fucking mentally retarded kids and they thought he was talking about jelly  ;)

My Mogg thinks daddy is a good boy - that's why he gives me loads of wet kisses

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What for cat kissing NO.........Now if it was another guy........God says.........What am I saying, shit I have finally been brain washed....... >:D

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Just as a matter of interest is this classed as a Help thread...... :).....cause if it is we are in the manure

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It just proves we are in need of serious help  ;)